Singlehandedly Ruining The Neighborhood

Twiggy and Emily had a delightful Halloween


I went out to get my mail this morning and discovered among the Christmas ads, (seriously?) and bills a handwritten, two page note from a Jehova's Witness. It opened with, "You've probably never seen a handwritten note before..." to which Mr. Blackwood replied, "Not one not written in blood anyway." The letter of concern addressed the Halloween decor which adorns the outside of my house and that I am a tool of The Devil. I'm flattered. Who knew he was paying so much attention to me? Clearly, I am special! I was also warned about the "dangers of The Occult!"

Oh my. What would they say if they could see the everyday decor inside my house?


Mr. Blackwood has composed the following reply:
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5 comments:

  1. Jill O' LanternNovember 3, 2011 at 10:27 AM

    I love your response.

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  2. LisaNovember 3, 2011 at 4:15 PM

    LMAO!!! That is too hysterically funny! Great response!!

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  3. Mr. MacabreNovember 3, 2011 at 6:34 PM

    Mr. Blackwood--1

    Jehovah's Witness Lady--0

    Excellent letter, keep on ruining the neighborhood!

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  4. wicKEDNovember 4, 2011 at 6:31 AM

    ROFL I love it! That is just great. Where will he put it so she can find it?

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  5. Little Gothic HorrorsNovember 15, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    Ha! Good one! I once politely told a religious door-knocker that she was interrupting my ritual goat sacrifice! Great minds.

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